Losing Sleep

Wattup   Hello stranger!
I'm 20 years young living in California.
Zombie unicorn.
I don't know what I'm doing here.

sweet-land-of-libertea:

thackerybinxx:

shinga-tumblr:

It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk

OH my GOD

infomercial kitten.

why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95

(Source: gifarium, via anisometropia)

— 13 hours ago with 203706 notes

dichotomization:

Murder/suicide in the name of love is a timeless theme throughout history. Here a man used a pistol to shoot his lover and then himself. Both are fully dressed; she lies sprawled over his body. The dinner table is set for two.

(via theodorecowell)

— 1 day ago with 116 notes

stupidfuckingquestions:

The Best of Stefon and Seth - Requested by anon

(via mebesidemyself)

— 3 days ago with 4117 notes

whatsyerdamageheather:

The Microphones | I Felt Your Shape

— 3 days ago with 5 notes
thedailywhat:

Weird Stats of the Day: Toddlers killed more Americans than terrorists did this year
Opposing Views brings some frightening (though obviously tongue-in-cheek) statistics about the future of America: more American lives have been claimed by gun fatalities involving American toddlers than terrorist attacks this year. In the past five months, a total of 11 people were killed by preschoolers with firearms compared to the four that perished in the Boston explosions — the only terrorist attack to occur this year. We can only hope the NSA will ramp up surveillance on children less than 5 years of age in order to counter this threat to national security.

thedailywhat:

Weird Stats of the Day: Toddlers killed more Americans than terrorists did this year

Opposing Views brings some frightening (though obviously tongue-in-cheek) statistics about the future of America: more American lives have been claimed by gun fatalities involving American toddlers than terrorist attacks this year. In the past five months, a total of 11 people were killed by preschoolers with firearms compared to the four that perished in the Boston explosions — the only terrorist attack to occur this year. We can only hope the NSA will ramp up surveillance on children less than 5 years of age in order to counter this threat to national security.

(via looktwiceatyoursoap)

— 3 days ago with 5365 notes
teganandsara:

I wasn’t joking when I said I sometimes use Sara’s name when I get a coffee….it’s just easier.

teganandsara:

I wasn’t joking when I said I sometimes use Sara’s name when I get a coffee….it’s just easier.

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— 3 days ago with 2594 notes

“How can two fates be so different? You two are like night and day.”

(Source: doctorniehaus, via badwolfniehaus)

— 6 days ago with 1343 notes